You know what they say—good things come in smart packages. This adorable 2-bedroom bungalow proves it. Situated in Midland Beach, this home is cozy but clever, with all the essentials and then some.

Step inside and you’re greeted with great ceiling height (no ducking here), brand new flooring in the kitchen and living room, and a bathroom roomy enough to host a Super Bowl party… if everyone behaves. The eat-in kitchen is massive—we’re talking enough space to cook, eat, dance, and judge each other’s knife skills.

Both bedrooms are surprisingly spacious (we’re not calling them ”primary” and ”guest”—they’re both winners), and through your glass sliding doors is a private backyard oasis with a deck and lower-level hangout area, perfect for BBQs, solo lounging, or yelling at squirrels.

All this for under 500k in Staten Island? Let’s be real—this place punches way above its weight class.